About

**This is a makeshift about page until I have enough free time to make something better**

First off, thank you for taking the time to visit my blog.  It might not be the best thing on the internet to look at (since obviously you love watching animal barnyard porn), but it's certainly the most bad ass thing you can do to get to know me better.  Who am I?  Here are a few fun facts:

22 years old
In the Marine Corps as a motivated Data Systems Assault Leader (most POG job their is next to admin!)
Currently awaiting medical retirement for...
Has Narcolepsy...like a boss
Pronounces it "internets" like it very damn well should be pronounced
Father of the most bad ass, super awesome girl in the world (some call her Riley, others know her as Super Girl.  You decide)
Reigning World Champion in mental air guitar
Voted most fashion forward by Vogue in their 2013 issue of certified bad @$$ mother !#&*ers! (hits stores early March)

So you make the decision, stay here and be super awesome like me, or go back to your other bookmarked internet sites and continue to develope carpal tunnel syndrome like the sick person you are.

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